I would like to start things off by clarifying to the world that I backpacked overseas and not Indianapolis, get it right Commish. While I did blog overseas for 2 separate 2-month long trips (Africa & Europe), my writing prowess … Continue reading Breadtime Stories: The Long Walk

Who the fuck would have guessed it? Not this guy. I thought it was an urban myth: Like the Lockness Monster, Big Foot or Female orgasms.   Anyway, my buddy recently had an encounter with the opposite sex that ended in him giving her the best 3 minutes of her life, or so he says. And seeing as how I’m effectively a born again virgin (not by choice) I get to live vicariously through this nasty mother fucker’s surprisingly active shrimp dickery. And I’ll never forget the phone call I got after that fateful night..   “Hey man, you’re not … Continue reading Apparently Girls Shit Too

  HOV. H to the O-V. No…. no, unfortunately it’s not. I have to remind myself of that every morning after waking up from a dream about partying on a flying megayacht in Ibiza. I’m pretty much the exact opposite … Continue reading Allow me to reintroduce myself…my name is

“But why mom?” I used to drive my mom insane with this question when I was a young kid. “Why’s the sky blue?” That was my favorite question to repeat, never really satisfied with whatever answer she would muster at the time. This was the early 90s before the availability of internet search engines so I don’t hold it against her for usually making something up on the spot. In reality, the most complete answer to that question is fairly complex for such a simple question, one not easily explained to some adults (especially the moronic bloggers I call friends), let … Continue reading Particle Physics for My Idiot Friends Lesson 1

As stated in the first blog I have another blog that I will no longer be using. With that, from time to time I will be re-blogging old blogs. I think it is necessary that you all know, even though Shit Balls doesn’t blog he does have his scent on everyone of my blogs. It’s like having mashed potatoes, you know you like them, but once you add a little garlic it changes your world.  Thanks SB for being the garlic to my potatoes.  Blog Below My best friend ‘Shit Balls’ has graciously decided to be my editor-in-chief. He popped his cherry … Continue reading Re-Blog [I Have Hired an Editor-In-Chief]

Our goal at 10guys1blog is not to be a strictly FF blog, but to blog about multiple topics. The problem is we all have a hard-on for football and we leave Thursday to our destination FF draft weekend. It is easily the best weekend of the year and has us a little excited.   Also below is the year before we got a trophy and some might have you believe this year never happened. I won this year, no wait I dominated this year. #NeverForget   Variety of blogs to come. -Commish Continue reading I Would Like to Apologize for the Bukkake of Fantasy Football Blogs

For those of us in a relationship of any kind; friend, butt-buddy, SO, FWB, you’ll find yourself in situations where you are performing small to big favors for them.  This can range from; thoughtful, spur of the moment, or eating ass.  Exactly what these situations entail are minor details, but the fact of the matter is that it doesn’t matter, you do it because you care. You will find yourself in many of these relationships throughout life and some asses are dirtier than others, I’m looking at you Commish. Now one day, you and your group of friends decide to … Continue reading Why My Love for Fantasy Football Makes Me not Care

Gather round boys and girls, it’s time for 10guys1blog’s first piece of hard hitting, analytical journalism. Today we’re going to tackle why every single one of you sorry pencil pushers suck at Fantasy Football. Dr. Karatechop As stated, I intend to bring statistical analysis and groundbreaking hot takes to this article. So I’m going to start with you Dr. Chop, our league champion, and what is most likely the easiest suckage to explain through actual data insights, unfortunately compared to how obvious your garbagocity is, it’s going to take a few lines due to your recent championship. As we all … Continue reading You All Suck at Fantasy Football – A Statistical Analysis

This is our fantasy football league’s strength of schedule ranking, feel free to quit reading now. I’m writing this for my fantasy football group to get easy views on my blog. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Commish why would a blog that gives me a mental orgasm every time I read it, need easy views?” Well you’re right I don’t need easy views, but these cunty motherfuckers should be pining at the idea of reading every word I write. In reality, they don’t give a fuck. So I am going to be ranking our upcoming season schedule and posting … Continue reading The Ultimate Pre-FF Draft Ranking