Particle Physics for My Idiot Friends Lesson 2 I like to begin these lessons with a question because that’s usually the beginning of the learning process I normally go through. I feel the best teaching methods shouldn’t preach, but provide students with solutions to problems or propositions. But how can you have an answer without a question? And so without further ado, I present you with today’s question: “Do you feel it inside you?…” Unfortunately for some of you, this may be a question you have asked a girl in bed before, but today I propose we ask it in … Continue reading Particle Physics for My Idiot Friends Lesson 2

I was going to start this out talking about how I’m a man of my word and my momma didn’t raise no bitch.  Well unfortunately for me, I lost a bet making me Dr. Karatechop’s Bitch, sorry mom. If you haven’t read his blog yet I suggest you do. https://10guys1blog.com/2018/09/10/when-does-a-rivalry-turn-into-a-conquest/ Reading his blog was one of the most satisfying pains I have ever experienced and you are talking to a guy who has had a finger up his ass.  One it was written very well and two he was able to inflict as much pain as possible without pushing me … Continue reading I’m Dr. Champ’s Bitch

For some backstory, as was mentioned in the Commish’s (#notmycommish) draft grades for our league, him and I are fantasy enemies. This is a feud that started off subtle. The Commish thought he was the shit and knew far more than anyone else in the league about football, so I don’t think he really took me seriously. He was under the impression that him and Michelle (and maybe Space Ghost here or there) were going to run the show year in and year out, but little did he know, I was lurking in the shadows during the lost seasons (the … Continue reading When does a rivalry turn into a conquest?

Football season is upon us and my nipples won’t be soft for the next 5 months. So to show you how smart I am here is what to expect this season. AFC East: New England Patriots New York Jets Miami Dolphins Buffalo Bills This is the easiest division by far. Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are like my right hand, no matter the situation it gets the job done. Usually not who we want to do the deed, but we can’t be mad at them because they always have good results (Well at least I can’t be mad at them). … Continue reading I Know Sports- Kinda

So back story I’m still on the drugs they gave me. Literally happened in seconds so mother fucking flash was doing the work. Didn’t see much of my dentist but iron only sharpens Irony so props to him. Dr. Golding and has his beautiful surgical assistant Rachel did wonders, I might regrow a wisdom tooth just so they can do it again I had that much fun. Dr. Rachel was the highlight of my of my trip. We laugh, we loved and we cried. I don’t know if it will work out between us, but here’s to a punchers chance. … Continue reading I Just Had My Tooth Cut In Half

This is the 4th draft of the 10 Guys 1 Blog fantasy football league and this year we graced New Orleans with our presence. Every year we do a destination draft and New Orleans did not disappoint. Blogs of the trip to come. As the commissioner, I take the role of grading everyone’s team. The way we decide our draft order shows exactly what type of human beings we are. We take 10 shot glasses and fill 9 of them with a clear alcohol, this year was Gin. The 10th shot glass has water and whoever gets the water shot is … Continue reading 2018 Fantasy Football Grades

The Duttin decided to write a blog about on how he is the best fantasy football player in our league. He also decided to list the other top three players in the league. https://10guys1blog.com/2018/08/30/why-i-am-the-best-fantasy-player/ Duttin believes himself to be a scientist and use science and math as his crutch for FF. Well guess what Duttin? You’re science is wrong. 2013- 2nd place 2014- 1st place 2015- 4th place 2016- 3rd place 2017- 7th place. 36-29 averaging 3.4th place. Go Fuck Your Self Duttin -Commish Continue reading Why The Duttin Is A Dumb Piece Of Shit

Hello Everyone, To be honest I am probably one of the most humble and modest people in this league.  I came into this league in 2013 with no knowledge of football or fantasy at all whatsoever and I am here to convince you that I have risen to be the best in our league. As a brief aside for anyone who isnt immediately affiliated with this league, allow me to introduce myself.  I am a scientist and an alcoholic, so I approach everything with logic and spontaneity.  It is this advantageous combo that has guided me toward being the best! … Continue reading Why I am the Best Fantasy Player