Baker “Big O’l Dick” Mayfield has come to Cleveland to be their savior. As a Denver Broncos fanatic, I have met a lot of old timely Browns fans who despise John Elway. He single handling kept them out of the Superbowl in the 80’s. Since I was still semen in my dad’s balls, I have always known the Browns to be the piece of shit organization that we see today.

 

Lucky for them they made the greatest decision by drafting Baker Mayfield with the #1 overall pick. Baker’s swag in college was easily the most electrifying thing we had seen since Connor McGregor put on his three-piece suit. The pure joy you see from Baker while he plays the game makes the 8 year old Commish giddy. Watching him take the team down the field last night and make precise passes is exactly what Cleveland needs. Now Baker is going to make  his mistakes and have his fair share of turnovers, but let’s not forget about a little old guy named Brett Favre. That same gunslinger mentality gushes out of Baker and Cleveland fans are going to have to take the good with the bad.

Hopefully nothing bad happens like Hue Jackson not starting Baker next week.

-Commish