I Just Had My Tooth Cut In Half

So back story I’m still on the drugs they gave me. Literally happened in seconds so mother fucking flash was doing the work. Didn’t see much of my dentist but iron only sharpens Irony so props to him. Dr. Golding and has his beautiful surgical assistant Rachel did wonders, I might regrow a wisdom tooth just so they can do it again I had that much fun. Dr. Rachel was the highlight of my of my trip. We laugh, we loved and we cried. I don’t know if it will work out between us, but here’s to a punchers chance. I don’t remember any of it. And didn’t wake up with a boner. Honestly that was my biggest fear. “Is he hard? I don’t know I can’t tell”- nurse. That would be my nightmare.

Dr Kelley, Dr. Rachel and Assistant Golding

Word to the wise: use Oral and facial surgeons of Arizona. Yeah yeah I thought it meant something else also.

They cut off the top of my tooth in about 17 minutes. It felt like two for me. That’s what she said.

-Commish

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