Hello Everyone,

To be honest I am probably one of the most humble and modest people in this league.  I came into this league in 2013 with no knowledge of football or fantasy at all whatsoever and I am here to convince you that I have risen to be the best in our league.

As a brief aside for anyone who isnt immediately affiliated with this league, allow me to introduce myself.  I am a scientist and an alcoholic, so I approach everything with logic and spontaneity.  It is this advantageous combo that has guided me toward being the best!

As a scientist all of my decisions are reliant on math, consistency and logic.  This being said I am going to drop some REAL statistics about a few of the top contenders in our league.

We can start with Paul who is the most informed out of the top contenders.  He spends half his time researching cancer and the other half sifting through mountains and mountains of fantasy football podcasts, articles, and inside information.  With this magnitude of dedication and intellect he, in theory, should be the best in our league.  Granted he did win last year, however you will find given the research done in this blog, he is actually only the 4th best.  You can see below his statistics since 2013.  You will find his overall standings and placement are the pinnacle of mediocre.  It appears dedication and a scientific view just isnt enough to cut it in the 10 Guys 1 Cup League.

Paul

2013 5-8 7th place
2014 5-8 9th place
2015 9-4 3rd place
2016 8-5 5th place
2017 8-5 1st

35-30 Overall Win Loss

5th place average

Moving forward to an unexpected top contender, Charlie!  This man may be built like a first round draft pick, however his rankings still fall short of the best Fantasy player in our league.  Below you will find his statistics from the previous years.  With the a meager 33-32 overall win loss and a 4.8 average placement, Charlie barely surpasses that of Paul.  Even though charlie can score with the ladies it seems he cant score in fantasy.

Charlie

2013 5-8 8th place
2014 8-5 second place
2015 6-7 5th place
2016 8-5 6th place
2017 6-7 third place

33-32 Overall Win Loss

4.8th place average

With a heavy heart I regret to inform the league that Daniel seems to be the second best fantasy player in our league.  His constant fanatic overthinking has definitely helped him achieve the word when it comes to his fantasy teams.  Daniels stats can be found below.  Unfortunately, the leagues massive discouragement of anything he does seems to keep him out of reach from the 1st place title.  The only thing we can say to this kind of performance is… FUCK DANIEL!

Daniel

2013 7-6 3rd place
2014 7-6 3rd place
2015 5-8 8th place
2016 6-7 7th place
2017 8-5 2nd place

33-32 Overall Win Loss

4.6th place average

Without further ado, the moment you have all been waiting for… THE NUMBER 1 FANTASY PLAYER IN 10 GUYS 1 CUP IS……….. you guessed it ME!  Like I said I am a modest person and dont like to flaunt my many achievements in the faces of my piers, however the armor of the internet has granted me a reprieve.  Below are the statistics from the beginning of my fantasy football career.  It is clear that my first year was a trial run and a learning experience.  Despite my less than perfect record of 7-6 and 6th place I was still able to manage to get a 9-4 win loss in the next year.  In addition I consistently have achieved a strong win loss streak.  Where the other players have at most 35 wins since 2013, I am sitting here with 42.  On top of that when it comes to overall placement It looks like I am 0.6 higher than the next best player.

Dustin

2013 7-6 6th place
2014 – 9-4 6th place
2015 9-4 second place
2016 8-5 second place
2017 9-4 fourth place

42-23 Overall Win Loss

4th place average

In conclusion ladie(Mike) and gentleman(not Gab), I am the best this league has to offer.  I invite you to prove me wrong, but I think you will find in my humble opinion that I am always right.  You are all welcome for me being in this league and I cant wait to see you fucks this weekend in New Orleans for the draft of the century.

-The Big D