As stated in the first blog I have another blog that I will no longer be using. With that, from time to time I will be re-blogging old blogs. I think it is necessary that you all know, even though Shit Balls doesn’t blog he does have his scent on everyone of my blogs. It’s like having mashed potatoes, you know you like them, but once you add a little garlic it changes your world. 

Thanks SB for being the garlic to my potatoes. 

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My best friend ‘Shit Balls’ has graciously decided to be my editor-in-chief. He popped his cherry today editing “Some bullshit blog I don’t like” and somehow already managed to fuck up. Unsurprisingly, it had four errors with two in one sentence alone. Nevertheless I still have faith in his shrimp dick and shitty balls, also he’s doing it for free so I suppose beggars can’t be choosers. Out of sheer curiosity I asked SB if he wanted to say anything to our audience regarding his involvement..

His response, “I just like feeling smarter than you, which is pretty much like being the coolest kid with Down syndrome.” – Shit Balls

As far as intelligence levels go, I would say I’m above average at being average. SB is one of the smartest people I know, actually all of my friends are pretty goddamn smart, but just garbage human beings since they won’t read my fucking blog. Yeah I’m talking about you Reddit boy, toothless Indian hillbilly, Casper’s long dick cousin and sexually confused roommate.

If anybody is wondering why the editor-in-chief is called Shit Balls, refer to my blog “Will be posted at a later time”. Welcome aboard SB, that is all.

 

-Commish